What is the worst present you have ever been given?

A broken present

The most original one you have ever given?

Dog biscuits…

How do you go about getting people to buy you presents?

By giving one myself, I think!

How do you react in front of the person if you find it awful or ridiculous?

I buy them a drink!

When is the best time to give a present?

After payday of course.

Have you ever made a present?

Yes, for my mum, a present made of modelling dough.

Have you ever given away or sold a present?

No, I wouldn’t do that…

3 places anyone might run into you to give you a present?

In a Pub with a good glass of beer. -During a Fat Freddy’s Drop concert. -At a discotheque